Help Wanted

[haemosexual]

Subject: Help Wanted
Date: 5 Sept 125
Time: 02:20:58
By: 318 - 1888

WANTED, a respectable Human Person of any sex as ASSISTANT to GENTLEMEN. Required to be of strong mental and physical constitution. Must be able to read and write, be well acquainted with domestic service (e.g., laundry, cleaning; cooking not required), and fully housebroken. Work involves late hours and occasional duties as arbiter. Butchery skills preferred. Wages to be discussed. For particulars, enquire by telephone in the evening until 4 o'clock in the morning.

Subject: HELP WANTED
Date: 5 Sept 125
Time: 02:21:01
By: 129 - 3996

HELP
NEED MAN SLAYV OR WOMAN SLAYV FOR GENTLEMAN OR SUMPREME VIZAORY NOW!!  NO MUNNY!!! FREE CHIKKEN.
MUST BE STROWNG BODDIED AND KIND. BED PRAVIDED FOR SLEEPING ETC. 

BANAFITS: 
HANSUM MASTARS
NO MUNNY 
LIEFLONG FRENDSHIP AND LOYLETY.

Comments

[vecna]

[A war general, someone used to commanding others around, Henry thinks. It would make sense that he's seeking a "slave" now, or a "second in command."

He pretends to think about it for a while, then decides to take a seat nearby, amid a long row of chairs where others might wait as their laundry dries. He gestures for his new "friend" to sit, as well.]

Come here, let's talk about it. I have to admit I'm a little confused, because why does someone like you need a "second-in-command" in a place like this? Sure, things are a little... rough and tumble now and again, but you're someone who can take care of himself. Right... Mr Relentless?