resurrection

[magike]

Subject: Resurrection
Date: 20. 8. 125
Time: 02:42
By: 473 - 1645

I'd like to talk about resurrection: experiences of it, theories surrounding it, whether pertaining to this world or otherwise.

Comments

[magike]

That depends on how honest this story is.

[primepool]

wow, ok grouchy. if i was gonna lie about coming back to life the punchline wouldn't be "by the narrative", come on. it'd be like "i came back to life but i was still on the titanic where i died, holding a 9,000 dollar diamond someone else threw into the sea, drowning immediately"

tho i guess that would have to require a second resurrection

[magike]

If they chose to resurrect you again after wasting people's time.

[primepool]

wow didn't know we had such built-up hatred for the victims of the titanic around here. sorry guys they don't mean it

anyway what do u wanna know about it? being dead was pretty nice. felt really warm and goopy. i didn't rly wanna come back but i got talked into it (not by the narrative). there was not celine dion but there was a-ha, which in some cases is the superior pick

[magike]

I'm interested in knowing how someone was resurrected. Magic, medicine, something else.

[primepool]

[Not denying those Titanic-phobic allegations, huh...]

i know ur gonna be mad at this answer but i think it was the power of love. but like in a literal harry potter way, not a huey lewis and the news kind of way. it was like one second im enjoying being dead, then the next im being sucked back out of god's asshole into life again, which involved a lot of metaphorical reverse-womb imagery

oh my god when i think about it it's just like buffy. that makes so much more sense

[magike]

( she understands 5% of this message )

So God resurrected you. That would have been a simpler statement.

[primepool]

uhhh sure simpler if untrue. besides i'm kind of agnostic, but from before it was cool

[magike]

Your point?

[primepool]

believe what you want i guess, im not about to internet beef with a catholic. i'll never hear the end of it

[magike]

( this is so rude )

You were the one with the story.

And I'm not Catholic.

[primepool]

and you ended it with the sparknotes version that ends up with mufasa still alive! which means it's wrong, btw

oh god it's already started

[magike]

( she's glad he clarified because she didn't understand )

Well, if you wanted someone to understand your story, you should have done that.