resurrection

[magike]

Subject: Resurrection
Date: 20. 8. 125
Time: 02:42
By: 473 - 1645

I'd like to talk about resurrection: experiences of it, theories surrounding it, whether pertaining to this world or otherwise.

Comments

[primepool]

i got brought back to life by the narrative once. does that count

[magike]

That depends on how honest this story is.

[haemosexual]

This is a religious question or a practical one?

[primepool]

wow, ok grouchy. if i was gonna lie about coming back to life the punchline wouldn't be "by the narrative", come on. it'd be like "i came back to life but i was still on the titanic where i died, holding a 9,000 dollar diamond someone else threw into the sea, drowning immediately"

tho i guess that would have to require a second resurrection

[magike]

Practical.

[magike]

If they chose to resurrect you again after wasting people's time.

[primepool]

wow didn't know we had such built-up hatred for the victims of the titanic around here. sorry guys they don't mean it

anyway what do u wanna know about it? being dead was pretty nice. felt really warm and goopy. i didn't rly wanna come back but i got talked into it (not by the narrative). there was not celine dion but there was a-ha, which in some cases is the superior pick

[magike]

I'm interested in knowing how someone was resurrected. Magic, medicine, something else.

[haemosexual]

In that case, Reanimation is possible; that is, the imparting of Life into dead Tissue, though this renders the Subject changed in some form.

Now, is this theoretical? Or have you come into the sudden & unwanted possession of a Corpse?

[primepool]

[Not denying those Titanic-phobic allegations, huh...]

i know ur gonna be mad at this answer but i think it was the power of love. but like in a literal harry potter way, not a huey lewis and the news kind of way. it was like one second im enjoying being dead, then the next im being sucked back out of god's asshole into life again, which involved a lot of metaphorical reverse-womb imagery

oh my god when i think about it it's just like buffy. that makes so much more sense

[magike]

Theoretical.

You haven't stated how that imparting occurs.

[magike]

( she understands 5% of this message )

So God resurrected you. That would have been a simpler statement.

[haemosexual]

Galvanism. The introduction of an Electrical Current to reinvigorate the body's natural electrophysiology.

[magike]

How immediately after death? Most medical attempts would be before death occurs, I believe.

[haemosexual]

[uhhh lmao how to answer this without incriminating himself]

The Brain had been dead only a short time. Full Reanimation took several days, however, which, to your point, may be why the resultant Subject was changed.

[magike]

Changed?

[haemosexual]

He's stupid.

[magike]

Not ideal, then. Or particularly useful.

[haemosexual]

That depends on the purpose. Shit work doesn't require heaps of intelligence.

[magike]

I'm not in the habit of completing a sloppy job.

[primepool]

uhhh sure simpler if untrue. besides i'm kind of agnostic, but from before it was cool

[magike]

Your point?

[primepool]

believe what you want i guess, im not about to internet beef with a catholic. i'll never hear the end of it

[haemosexual]

So you don't like it sloppy. I'll keep that in mind.

[magike]

( this is so rude )

You were the one with the story.

And I'm not Catholic.