Medical Services for Hire

[haemophile]

Subject: Medical Services for Hire
Date: 15 July 125
Time: 20:46:39
By: 318 - 1888

If you are Distressed by Sudden and Strange CHANGES to your Limbs or Appendages, the Solution is here! With Surgical Amputation, you can regain your PEACE OF MIND - without the added Inconvenience of Travel to the Pavillion.

Our Amputation Services promise to be Quick & Safe and your excised limb, organ, &tc will be returned at No Additional Cost.

PRICE NEGOTIABLE - NO I. O. U.s

By Appointment Only
318 - 1888

Laszlo Cravensworth, Scientist
The Blocks, Panorama
15 July 125

NOT AFFILIATED WITH 'THE SCULPTOR' MEDICAL CLINIC

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Comments

[mississippis]

[ Both are true. She's neither British nor well-versed in either jack or shit. ]

I don't like doctors, so, yeah, a quiz is gonna be involved when we're talking about hacking off limbs.

[ Or, more accurately, she doesn't like doctors, or scientists, or anyone with a scalpel. ]

[haemophile]

[Oh, was that not blatant enough. Texting is hard.]

I'm not specifically trained in Medicine, if it puts your mind at ease. My skills lie in Anatomy and Biology; I am more a Surgeon than a Doctor.

[mississippis]

[ Kinda makes it worse but... ]

I'll make sure to keep you in mind if I need anything hacked off and returned to me.

[haemophile]

[He doesn't pick up on the sarcasm because texting still remains hard.]

If you've attracted a Manikin, I'll see you sooner rather than later.

[mississippis]

[ It's not entirely sarcastic, because there's a decent chance of her needing this sort of help. She'd just rather buffer against it by being standoffish about it. ]

I'm sure you're a wonderful surgeon, but here's hoping it's later.