Medical Services for Hire

[haemophile]

Subject: Medical Services for Hire
Date: 15 July 125
Time: 20:46:39
By: 318 - 1888

If you are Distressed by Sudden and Strange CHANGES to your Limbs or Appendages, the Solution is here! With Surgical Amputation, you can regain your PEACE OF MIND - without the added Inconvenience of Travel to the Pavillion.

Our Amputation Services promise to be Quick & Safe and your excised limb, organ, &tc will be returned at No Additional Cost.

PRICE NEGOTIABLE - NO I. O. U.s

By Appointment Only

Laszlo Cravensworth, Scientist
The Blocks, Panorama
15 July 125

NOT AFFILIATED WITH 'THE SCULPTOR' MEDICAL CLINIC

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Comments

[mississippis]

[ It's not entirely sarcastic, because there's a decent chance of her needing this sort of help. She'd just rather buffer against it by being standoffish about it. ]

I'm sure you're a wonderful surgeon, but here's hoping it's later.