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Subject: Medical Services for Hire
Date: 15 July 125
Time: 20:46:39
By: 318 - 1888

If you are Distressed by Sudden and Strange CHANGES to your Limbs or Appendages, the Solution is here! With Surgical Amputation, you can regain your PEACE OF MIND - without the added Inconvenience of Travel to the Pavillion.

Our Amputation Services promise to be Quick & Safe and your excised limb, organ, &tc will be returned at No Additional Cost.

PRICE NEGOTIABLE - NO I. O. U.s

By Appointment Only

Laszlo Cravensworth, Scientist
The Blocks, Panorama
15 July 125

NOT AFFILIATED WITH 'THE SCULPTOR' MEDICAL CLINIC

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Subject: Have you seen my human?
Date: 6/30
Time: 3:36 AM
By: 906-1985
Content Notices: discussion of slugs, violence, captivity, and looking at people’s underwear while they’re unconscious.

( Connor is a concerned — and concerning — androidy )

Subject: Question
Date: 29.06.125
Time: 03:07 AM
By: 213-7826

ISO tailor, recommendations appreciated.
Cash or trade.
Offerings variable.

— MK

NB. Esoteric office building - did anyone successfully communicate with it?

Subject: Missing
Date: 6/22
Time: 10:51
By: #822-2762

Hello.

Do you recognize these people? Reward of 15 JL for any information on their whereabouts.

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Subject: A Proposal
Date: 23.06.125
Time: 1100
By: 346 – 2786

Greetings, residents.

I trust this finds you all in good health and positive spirits. I am a relatively new arrival to this place, having got to grips with the basics over the last few weeks. I am aware that a number of others have likewise arrived recently, hailing as I understand it from a variety of ages and locales. My companion and I, for our part, have found much to learn, and not a little to unlearn.

I recognise that this situation is rather an unusual one, and as such I take it upon myself to suggest that we – by which I mean the recently arrived – might find it of some benefit to work together to pool our knowledge. I am open to ideas on what this "pooling" may consist of, but at the very least we ought to convene face to face at some point to share what information we each have individually and contribute to a whole sum of wisdom.

Some of us may have arrived with more understanding of the technological advancements of this place, I accept, but we all have knowledge to share, and no knowledge is too small to be of benefit to the whole.

With sincere hope for your engagement,

Jack Rackham

Subject: Just FYI
Date: 06/15
Time: 12:12
By: 823 8751

Just because it seems to freak people out: if you see someone transform into an octopus, don't worry. It's normal. I'm supposed to that.

Subject: PLEES HELP I NEED HELP
Date: 14/06/125
Time: 0300
By: 1293996

SEAKING A HELPING HAM
NEED HELP RIGHT NOW
NEED SOMEONE BRASH HARE AND RID IT OF NOTS
FOWL STENCH FROM WORTER

PLEASE HALP BRASH NO MONEY RETURN WITH PROTEKSION FROM YOR ENEMAYS BY A POWERFAL WORRIER
PLEASE CALL 1293996 NANDOR THEE RELENTASS IMMEEDEEATE NO WEETCHES NO CARSES

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