Medical Services for Hire

[haemophile]

Subject: Medical Services for Hire
Date: 15 July 125
Time: 20:46:39
By: 318 - 1888

If you are Distressed by Sudden and Strange CHANGES to your Limbs or Appendages, the Solution is here! With Surgical Amputation, you can regain your PEACE OF MIND - without the added Inconvenience of Travel to the Pavillion.

Our Amputation Services promise to be Quick & Safe and your excised limb, organ, &tc will be returned at No Additional Cost.

PRICE NEGOTIABLE - NO I. O. U.s

By Appointment Only
318 - 1888

Laszlo Cravensworth, Scientist
The Blocks, Panorama
15 July 125

NOT AFFILIATED WITH 'THE SCULPTOR' MEDICAL CLINIC

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Comments

[magike]

With magic, dear.

( and her hunter best friend on standby )

[haemophile]

All right. That's a bullshit answer, but all right.

[magike]

You didn't really expect me to tell you the exact spell I'd use for killing a vampire, did you?

Even if it likely wouldn't mean much to you.

( yes, she's doubting his language skills )

[haemophile]

[He did, actually......]

Woman, I am three hundred years old and had a public school education back when that meant something. I know Latin well enough.

[magike]

It's not Latin.

( bitch, please, you're not the only three hundred year old being. she also never had a formal education so that's fun )

[haemophile]

Manete certainly fucking is.

[magike]

Many of my spells are in Latin. Many are also not.

[haemophile]

[he's going to throw his phone at the wall. is this what he sounds like to people, horus alive.]

Fuck, OK, fine, whatever

[magike]

( one smug witch. thank you for the entertainment, laszlo )