Have you seen my human?

[someonetostay]

Subject: Have you seen my human?
Date: 6/30
Time: 3:36 AM
By: 906-1985
Content Notices: discussion of slugs, violence, captivity, and looking at people’s underwear while they’re unconscious.

Hello. My name is Connor. I’m looking for a missing human.

His name is Curtis. I know this because I checked his underwear.

He is approximately five foot nine. His hair is brown and somewhat shaggy, and he has a fair bit of stubble on his face. If you get close, you might see that he has a diagonal scar across his nose.

I don’t recommend approaching him, however. Curtis is quite violent.

He was last seen in my motel room at 7:03 PM on the 29th. The fungus wall is relatively undisturbed beyond what the slugs have consumed, so I believe he made his exit via the door or, perhaps less likely, a window.

Please assist. Thank you.

Comments

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[messenger]

it's for the slugs andwere not getting rid of it

[ he does not sign his name. he could be anyone. ]

He doesn't need to sign his name

[godjr]

Castiel, it could be dangerous!

HAH

[messenger]

its fine

it's because Connor said slug above lol

[godjr]

You don't know, it's alien fungus, it could harm you.

smart jack

[messenger]

it hasnt yet

[godjr]

How dangerous is this Curtis?

[messenger]

hes just a normal human

he broke into my room while i was slug gathering a few weeks ago

[godjr]

Oh. Okay.

[ A human probably isn't dangerous to Castiel. ]

Are the slugs your pets?

[messenger]

no they live here

[godjr]

So you're their pet?

not here

[messenger]

[ read @ 10:56pm ]

[messenger]

no

[ thou dost protesteth too mucheth ]

[godjr]

When did you decide to get a room?

[messenger]

after i found the slugs

[godjr]

These slugs are important to you. Sometimes animals can be therapeutic.

[messenger]

they are important to me. i don't want anything to happen to th em

[godjr]

How do we know how to treat slugs right? I doubt there is a slug book. Google can't help.

[messenger]

i watched them evolve for 585 million years they mostly look after themselves

if need be i can always ask them
though id prefer not

[godjr]

Why wouldn't you want to talk with them?

[messenger]

it takes a very long time

[godjr]

Can I come see the slugs?

[messenger]

yes

as long as you leave the fungus wall alone. they need that

[godjr]

If you insist.

[messenger]

i do. they have to eat too

[godjr]

I just worry about your health. You aren't at your strongest.