Have you seen my human?

[someonetostay]

Subject: Have you seen my human?
Date: 6/30
Time: 3:36 AM
By: 906-1985
Content Notices: discussion of slugs, violence, captivity, and looking at people’s underwear while they’re unconscious.

Hello. My name is Connor. I’m looking for a missing human.

His name is Curtis. I know this because I checked his underwear.

He is approximately five foot nine. His hair is brown and somewhat shaggy, and he has a fair bit of stubble on his face. If you get close, you might see that he has a diagonal scar across his nose.

I don’t recommend approaching him, however. Curtis is quite violent.

He was last seen in my motel room at 7:03 PM on the 29th. The fungus wall is relatively undisturbed beyond what the slugs have consumed, so I believe he made his exit via the door or, perhaps less likely, a window.

Please assist. Thank you.

Comments

From 666-4903

[godjr]

Is Curtis your friend? Why would he be going through a window? Also there's a fungus wall? That doesn't seem healthy.

-Jack Kline

[ He signs his texts because otherwise it looks like a random number. ]

[someonetostay]

I believe Curtis might be angry with me. I gave him a hamburger floaty once I returned from the pool party, but I ended up taking it away after he was saying cruel things. I think he is acting out.

I appreciate your concern about the fungus wall, but it connects mine and Castiel’s rooms. The fungus isn’t harmful for me, although I’ll make sure to check again with Castiel.

The slugs enjoy it.

956 - 3608

[messenger]

it's for the slugs andwere not getting rid of it

[ he does not sign his name. he could be anyone. ]

[godjr]

Maybe you should let him go walk it off?

He doesn't need to sign his name

[godjr]

Castiel, it could be dangerous!

HAH

[messenger]

its fine

it's because Connor said slug above lol

[godjr]

You don't know, it's alien fungus, it could harm you.

smart jack

[messenger]

it hasnt yet

[godjr]

How dangerous is this Curtis?

[messenger]

hes just a normal human

he broke into my room while i was slug gathering a few weeks ago

[godjr]

Oh. Okay.

[ A human probably isn't dangerous to Castiel. ]

Are the slugs your pets?

[messenger]

no they live here

[godjr]

So you're their pet?

[someonetostay]

It’s been eight hours and thirty-three minutes. I’m concerned.

If Curtis is merely having a walk, he would be quite far by now. What if he’s lost?

not here

[messenger]

[ read @ 10:56pm ]

[messenger]

no

[ thou dost protesteth too mucheth ]

[godjr]

It is very late, but the city is busy at night. But if he left from your window it sounds like he wants to not be there.

[godjr]

When did you decide to get a room?

[someonetostay]

But I want him here.

I gave him a hamburger floaty.

[godjr]

Oh I see! You're sad he didn't like your present. Maybe he's not used to getting nice gifts.

[messenger]

after i found the slugs

[godjr]

These slugs are important to you. Sometimes animals can be therapeutic.

[someonetostay]

I suppose I am sad. I like the flotation device shaped like a hamburger, and I thought he might too. It’s something memorable from my time at the pool party.

I think you might be right. Should I perhaps give him more gifts?

[messenger]

they are important to me. i don't want anything to happen to th em

[godjr]

Maybe you should ask him when he returns why he didn't appreciate your heartfelt gift. Maybe hamburgers are a trigger for him and that's why he left.