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Subject: Just FYI
Date: 06/15
Time: 12:12
By: 823 8751

Just because it seems to freak people out: if you see someone transform into an octopus, don't worry. It's normal. I'm supposed to that.

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if ur supposed to be an octopus what do u turn into

I have a human-like form and an octopus form, both of them are equally me. It's just that I think changing between the two freaks people out for some reason.

thats cool. bipedal to eight-legged cephalic. genuinely cool. i mean no judgement were all freaks here if were lookin at it statistically

but hey unrelated question. does the word octopussy mean anything to you

Thanks, but it's not that freaky is it? Every Octoling can do it. I just happen to be the only one. As far as I know.

...I think there's a human artifact by that name in a museum somewhere? A black box with some magnetic tape in it? I remember some squids giggling about it a long time ago, but I'm not online a lot so I think I missed why.

a little. humans're all about ppl looking the same, so to them? yeah ur freaky. but to you? nah. sounds normal. lots of aliens all out there. besides, we're kind of like hairless, elongated monkeys to u anyway right

OMG, no shit! you nailed it!! shit ur the coolest octopus I know

I guess that makes sense. I remember felt odd when I relocated to a city that was mostly squids.

Not really. We knew there was an old world of humans that was destroyed when the planet was flooded and I don't actually look that different from a human when I'm not in octopus form so I'm kind of familiar with them. The strange part for me is that I'm seeing an extinct species walking around. I've seen human fossils in museums. I'm not sure how to feel about it.

how is it no asshole i've met from the future ever mentioned us going extinct to be replaced by squid dudes

coolest apocalyptic scenario possible considering most of them are just metaphors about unchecked capitalism

and octopussy survived it. goddamn

~~[If Eight had knowledge of the fourth wall he would have some very very bad news re: cephalopods and being a metaphor for unchecked capitalism.]~~

Well...if they were all humans, they probably died out before it happened. I'm glad you think it's cool though.

Now that you say that, and I'm not 100% on this, but I think just being here means I know more about humanity than any other Octoling in the world.

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