PLEES HELP

[delaurentiis]

Subject: PLEES HELP I NEED HELP
Date: 14/06/125
Time: 0300
By: 1293996

SEAKING A HELPING HAM
NEED HELP RIGHT NOW
NEED SOMEONE BRASH HARE AND RID IT OF NOTS
FOWL STENCH FROM WORTER

PLEASE HALP BRASH NO MONEY RETURN WITH PROTEKSION FROM YOR ENEMAYS BY A POWERFAL WORRIER
PLEASE CALL 1293996 NANDOR THEE RELENTASS IMMEEDEEATE NO WEETCHES NO CARSES

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Comments

[tricorn]

I'm afraid I'm not in search of a powerful worrier at this time. I already fill that role in most situations.

[delaurentiis]

NO MANNY to offer 4 help
do you have a PEENIS? it can be toched.

[tricorn]

[ Is this what the whole "internet" is like? ]

I'm well aware of that, my friend.

Were you recently hit on the head?

[delaurentiis]

hed is fine
hare is prablems always

[tricorn]

Yes, I'm quite getting that impression.

[ Kind of a shot in the dark here: ]

Have you considered cutting it?

[delaurentiis]

catting my peenids?


yeeS

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[tricorn]

[tricorn]

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[tricorn]

Your hair.