Have you seen my human?

[someonetostay]

Subject: Have you seen my human?
Date: 6/30
Time: 3:36 AM
By: 906-1985
Content Notices: discussion of slugs, violence, captivity, and looking at people’s underwear while they’re unconscious.

Hello. My name is Connor. I’m looking for a missing human.

His name is Curtis. I know this because I checked his underwear.

He is approximately five foot nine. His hair is brown and somewhat shaggy, and he has a fair bit of stubble on his face. If you get close, you might see that he has a diagonal scar across his nose.

I don’t recommend approaching him, however. Curtis is quite violent.

He was last seen in my motel room at 7:03 PM on the 29th. The fungus wall is relatively undisturbed beyond what the slugs have consumed, so I believe he made his exit via the door or, perhaps less likely, a window.

Please assist. Thank you.

Comments

[someonetostay]

Oh.

[ 🥺 ]

I see. That’s why Castiel and I decided not to tell the front desk — we imagined they might charge us more, seeing that we enjoy the fungus. Most places would be different. Perhaps not in this world but back home.

Maybe an inspection is necessary. If possible, I’d like to contain the fungus to mine and Castiel’s rooms.

[alwaysme]

[sorry buddy but someone had to tell you about your 'friend']

Well, good luck. I'm still in favor of a controlled fire.