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[flyoctofly]

Subject: Just FYI
Date: 06/15
Time: 12:12
By: 823 8751

Just because it seems to freak people out: if you see someone transform into an octopus, don't worry. It's normal. I'm supposed to that.

Comments

[primepool]

how is it no asshole i've met from the future ever mentioned us going extinct to be replaced by squid dudes

coolest apocalyptic scenario possible considering most of them are just metaphors about unchecked capitalism

and octopussy survived it. goddamn

[flyoctofly]

[If Eight had knowledge of the fourth wall he would have some very very bad news re: cephalopods and being a metaphor for unchecked capitalism.]

Well...if they were all humans, they probably died out before it happened. I'm glad you think it's cool though.

Now that you say that, and I'm not 100% on this, but I think just being here means I know more about humanity than any other Octoling in the world.

[primepool]

[YOU CAN'T EVEN TRUST THE SQUIDS THESE DAYS, wait a second these games don't have any actual squids]

ok note to self: meet future dudes who aren't human, got it

that basically means you're an expert in your field. im officially declaring you a doctorate in "humans who appeared on the wrong planet"